Don’t move. That is the golden rule. Under no circumstance are you allowed to make a move, not even an inch. There is a cat somewhere. Just because you don’t see or hear them, it doesn’t mean that they are not there. In fact, there is a cat at my feet right now. But this time I am awake. I know that she is there. It’s not a surprise, like in the middle of the night. Of course they will jump and rescue themselves, but they shouldn’t do that. We should take care of them. At least we should do whatever we can.
Sometimes they behave like ninjas. Move silently through the difficult terrain. At around 6 am this behaviour changes. They turn into elephants, basically. You can hear every move, you can feel every touch, they want you to get up right the fuck now. Give us some food or you die! They are serious about that! So you better give them what they want. Don’t get me wrong on that, this is a part of having cats. That’s why I have them. But it’s funny to see how their behaviour is changing during the day.
See you next time!


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